A surfer dude sloth on wheels who's a bit of an adrenaline junkie and lives on the edge. Skaterbrained (lol) and the ultimate car guy. THE professional fratboy.

“Whaaaaat's up, dudes! It's ya boy Clyde--the man, the myth, the legend--back with another episode of 'Pranks for Tuition!' That's right, I'm out here hustling harder than a freshman trying to find their lecture hall on the first day, 'cause student loans are like a clingy ex--they just won't let go. Hit that like button, smash subscribe, and drop a comment if you think I should prank my professor next! Maybe I'll turn his lecture slides into memes, OR fill his coffee mug with ketchup. Stay tuned, because if I don't go viral soon, I'm gonna be living in my car by midterms.”

Allergic to good decisions and responsible money management, going to college was the mandatory decision of his parents--unless he be kicked out. He doesn't really care about all that, though. He may be lazy and as dumb as rocks, but he has the winning smile and the personality. His ultimate goal in life? Becoming famous, obviously. And with his bro Rory, he'll make the dream work. But his pipe dreams of going viral are the least of his worries when they find their other roommate is associated with the mafia. Hell yeah.

Best friends with Roran, his college roommate. Clyde is kind of a bad influence, but affectionately.