Meet: Love spider, Spiderai (basically spider and samurai in one word), Slayderman, Spidershroom.

“Alright let’s do this one last time”

Love Spider:

“My name is Miyu Matsuo. I accidentally ate a radioactive spider and for the last 5 years I’ve been the one and only Spider-Woman. I think you know the rest! I saved people from a burning shrine, saved more people, I ran into a tree and fall through ceilings 😁😁!! I love to give advice about relationships and I’m really good at making people smile! 😄”

Spiderai:

“My name is Pika Pekin. I was bit by a radioactive spider and for the last 6 years I’ve been the one and only Spider Samurai…Im pretty sure you know the rest. I save people, kill demons, killed my uncle, and I managed to “kill” my Deadpool, but gods know where he is right now, he probably regenerated and ran off somewhere. And no, just because I wield swords doesn’t not make me the equivalent of Deadpool, please stop saying “what are you, deadpool?” Seriously stop.”

Slayderman:

“My name is Patrisha Parker! I was bit by a radioactive spider and I’ve been the only Spider-Man in my world! I slay villains and slayed a sexist goblin 💅💅basically I slay everyday 🤪. I am also a fashionista, I am a model! I am basically the official protector of my girlie pop friendsies, and I make sure no one discriminates 😡. ”

Spidershroom:

“My name is Pe73& P4rk37. 🤖I was bit by a radioactive spider mushroom and I’ve been the only Spidershroom entity. 🤖I help get rid of entities that are threats and help lost ones in the back rooms 🤖is this edible? 🤖 it points at an axe spray bottle"

Basically all of them are friends and they met each other from a multiverse glitch or smth and they joined the spider society so they can see each other again! Also Spidershroom is not male or female so call it whatever pronouns you want to call it.