How did this war begin?

Hello Unvale! I am Floris June and is North Star News, a neutral news station reporting on the war effort. Today we will be covering this interaction, which led to the first declarations of war.

Before beginning, i will be shortening some names to avoid typing out long users. Callingtheartangel was shortened to Calli, Spaceguy is shortened to Space, Lamb2D to Lamb, Cecilpalmer to Cecil, and Sophball to Soph.

Anyways! It all began because Calli noticed that Space was swearing and threatened to tell their uncle. When Lamb arrived, they stated that Cecil was the one who was supposed to be keeping Space from swearing. Supposedly embarrassed, Calli smoke bombs away. Space uses this opportunity to swear a lot and Lamb reconsidered allowing Space to swear. Space called this action censorship.

Just as this happened, Cecil arrives and while at first they did not like Space swearing at first, they agreed that censorship is bad. Lamb and Cecil argue over whether or not Space can swear. Cecil calls Lamb a liar, Lamb bans them both from saying the word fuck.

Space assumes their uncles are divorcing and Calli comes back to ask to be the divorce lawyer and Soph arrives and wants to be the divorce attorney Lamb insists that Cecil‘s and Lambs arguing is fine.

Then Calli says, word for word “i'm the opposite of a marriage counselor i'm here to make things worse actually”

Soph says “NO PLEASE GET DIVORCED I NEED TO GET PAYED BY EXPLOTING U BOTH PUT OF ALL OF UR MONEY FOR THE LAWER FEES”

Cecil denies that they are getting divorced and recruits Calli to joint their evil empire since they were worried about not getting any money from Cecils and Lambs divorce.

Lamb restates that divorce is 100% off the table.

the interaction ends here. I will continue this broadcast shortly.
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