Basically just a giant shitpost about these Christmas elves that commit arson and do random shit that shouldn’t be allowed

Our main cast:

Elf the Elf: A crazy Italian mothertrucker. Became an elf after brutally beating up his mother. (HE HAD A GOOD REASON 🙏) has the craziest lore of the whole cast. Enjoys arson the most out of all of them.
Elise and Alice the Elf: Conjoined twins. Elise is the actual Elf and Alice is just along for the ride. They hate each other desperately, but hate their older brother more. He’s the reason for the elf-ification, convincing Elise’s side to murder their father.
N the Elf: the second of the main clan. Became an Elf at the age of 8 after blowing up his school with his father in it (trust me it was for good reason 🙏)
Kokoshibo: the first of the main clan. Became an Elf after lighting a church on fire with his father inside. He’s also a demon and managed to blow up his hat by eating a bomb, making him the only Elf to not have a hat.
Hoboshimobo: Kokoshibo’s younger brother; also a demon. The most recent Elf in the clan. Became an Elf after cutting off Planta Plause’s arm. (Planta Plause is the world’s Santa Claus.)
Arnold the Elf: the second-most recent Elf of the clan. He accidentally stumbled into the North Pole and caused mischief by putting cherry bombs everywhere. Basically just pissed Planta Plause off and got disciplined for it 🤷